Thursday, November 4, 2010

Who's Charlie Nicholson?

My blog name comes from High Fidelity. Charlie was the name of Kathryn Zeta Jones' character. She's the way you remember every women you're no longer with but forgot all the bad things about her. She's late nights with your buddies when they ask, "What happened to Charlie? She was hot." It's at this moment you forget how annoying she was when you were together. You had nothing in common. She controlled your life. Getting laid was a task no matter how much effort you put into it. From your third beer until you jerk off and fall asleep she's the best thing you ever had. Then morning comes and you sent her an email, or text, or called, or what ever and can't figure what the hell lead you to do such a thing.

So in short, Charlie "fucking" Nicholson is the ghost of Christmas' past you start seeing when you're a 12 pack deep and the fat reliable chick you call at midnight to blow you wont answer her phone cuz she's balls deep in some other dude who will be ashamed of himself when he cums.

1 comment: